But for some reason no one seems to either care or believe them
*Cameron: *Do you want to see my new survey about the EU?
*Merkel: *Nein.
*Cameron: *But it is very interesting.
*Hollande: *Bof! How can I put zis wizzout being rude? You are histoire. You will obvieusement perdre le next election so zere is no point in us bozzering with your pathetic attempts to sounder tough about Europe.
*Cameron:* Please ...
*Hollande: *Non, non et thrice non. Why don't you jerst bugger erf and deliver your Easter message to les Anglais?
*Cameron:* On this most holy of days in the British calendar, it is important that we do not forget the poor, the sick and the dispossessed.
*Osborne:* Which is why my budget was designed to give them a wake-up call. For too long this country has been in thrall to vested interests …
*Cameron:* Er ... That's us, isn't it, Ozzy?
*Osborne:* That's what everyone wants you to think, Cams. But it's too easy to blame all of the country's problems on greedy bankers and useless politicians.
*Everyone:* Really?
*Osborne:* Yes! The real vested interests lie with the workshy underclass who are milking the system for billions of pounds a day by tricking local authorities into giving them luxury properties with dozens of spare bedrooms.
*Iain Duncan Smith:* George is right. It's not our fault that we're narrowly avoiding a triple-dip recession. It's all down to the something-for-nothing culture of those people who find themselves dying of cancer or made redundant and expect the state to take care of them. But I say to you: 'Why should it?'
*Everyone:* Because we call ourselves a civilised society?
*IDS:* Let me tell you that there have been many times in my life when I have been down to my last £20,000 and have had to get by on invitations to dinner from my well-connected friends. So I know that managing on £53 a week is a piece of piss.
*Bloke off the radio:* Fair dos. Go ahead and prove it for a year.
*IDS:* That's an outrageous suggestion. It would just be a total stunt.
*Heremy Junt:* I thought I was the total stunt.
*Jim Naughtie: *You all are. Reported by guardian.co.uk 18 hours ago.
*Cameron: *Do you want to see my new survey about the EU?
*Merkel: *Nein.
*Cameron: *But it is very interesting.
*Hollande: *Bof! How can I put zis wizzout being rude? You are histoire. You will obvieusement perdre le next election so zere is no point in us bozzering with your pathetic attempts to sounder tough about Europe.
*Cameron:* Please ...
*Hollande: *Non, non et thrice non. Why don't you jerst bugger erf and deliver your Easter message to les Anglais?
*Cameron:* On this most holy of days in the British calendar, it is important that we do not forget the poor, the sick and the dispossessed.
*Osborne:* Which is why my budget was designed to give them a wake-up call. For too long this country has been in thrall to vested interests …
*Cameron:* Er ... That's us, isn't it, Ozzy?
*Osborne:* That's what everyone wants you to think, Cams. But it's too easy to blame all of the country's problems on greedy bankers and useless politicians.
*Everyone:* Really?
*Osborne:* Yes! The real vested interests lie with the workshy underclass who are milking the system for billions of pounds a day by tricking local authorities into giving them luxury properties with dozens of spare bedrooms.
*Iain Duncan Smith:* George is right. It's not our fault that we're narrowly avoiding a triple-dip recession. It's all down to the something-for-nothing culture of those people who find themselves dying of cancer or made redundant and expect the state to take care of them. But I say to you: 'Why should it?'
*Everyone:* Because we call ourselves a civilised society?
*IDS:* Let me tell you that there have been many times in my life when I have been down to my last £20,000 and have had to get by on invitations to dinner from my well-connected friends. So I know that managing on £53 a week is a piece of piss.
*Bloke off the radio:* Fair dos. Go ahead and prove it for a year.
*IDS:* That's an outrageous suggestion. It would just be a total stunt.
*Heremy Junt:* I thought I was the total stunt.
*Jim Naughtie: *You all are. Reported by guardian.co.uk 18 hours ago.